About five seconds ago...
Girly was hugging my tummy, telling me how she loves the baby and me. She sat up and rubbed my belly and asked, "Mommy, when the baby comes out can I hug it and cuddle it?"
"Yep, you can cuddle him every day."
"Is it a girl baby or a boy baby?" She wanted to make sure.
"A boy baby, sorry Girly."
She looked serious for a moment and then exclaimed, "Well, when it comes out, we can make it! We can glue it!"
Um. Once the baby comes, I am going to have to watch her very carefully. My penis obsessed little girl wants to use glue to make her baby brother into a baby girl. I feel a bit frightened. And outrageously amused. And let's not forget how thankful I am that she didn't mention scissors.
"Yep, you can cuddle him every day."
"Is it a girl baby or a boy baby?" She wanted to make sure.
"A boy baby, sorry Girly."
She looked serious for a moment and then exclaimed, "Well, when it comes out, we can make it! We can glue it!"
Um. Once the baby comes, I am going to have to watch her very carefully. My penis obsessed little girl wants to use glue to make her baby brother into a baby girl. I feel a bit frightened. And outrageously amused. And let's not forget how thankful I am that she didn't mention scissors.
Bwahahahaha!
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She's my hero.
She really is a brilliant child.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, you may want to hide the scissors. :)
HAHA! I want to know how she plans on using the glue!
ReplyDeleteBe well, friend. Sniz
How funny!! scissors - ACK!
ReplyDeleteHave a good day - Kellan
Lol. She is so funny
ReplyDeleteSounds like my kid.
ReplyDeleteWe've had the talk about "only you can touch your privates."
I guess he's been pondering this.
This morning, on the way to Kids Day Out, out of the blue, he chimes in with "Mommy, you can touch your own boobies you know."
Huh?
Oh how cute!
ReplyDeletesnicker! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's a great story! My Princess sometimes uses a washcloth in the bath as a 'pretend penis'....I guess it's good she's getting it out of her system early?
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA....
ReplyDeleteShe is something else, that girlie of yours. Um, so what is she doing to do with the glue exactly?
Oh and happy Birthday to big B! What are you guys doing?
That is pretty much the funniest thing I've read all day! That girly of yours is quite something! I fear for her baby brother :)
ReplyDeleteHeidi
"We can glue it!" That could come in handy. The way J grabs at his, I'm pretty frightened myself . . .
ReplyDeleteYeah. What IS she planning to do with the glue?
ReplyDeleteMy daughter drew penises everywhere next to little flower gardens the whole year after her baby brother was born. Watch out....hehehe
ReplyDeleteOkay, I know I'm getting in on this convo a bit late, but OMG...hysterial! I love the way their little minds work.
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